Help! Help! Juliet Freire.
Exactly who we wanted. Juliette Freire, mister.
Not Juliet. Who are you? The police?
What's going on here? Brazil is happening. Please, don't kill me.
I have so much publicity to do. That's exactly why you're here,
Ms. Juliette. And killing former big brothers
is worse than killing narcs. If you kill a narc,
you get the IA and the morgue. Killing a former big brother,
you get "Video Show", Leo Dia, Bruno de Lucas,
Campina Grande groupies… -So why are you kidnapping me?
-This isn't a kidnapping.
Kidnapping is a heinous crime,
and I don't allow that here. Not at all. We've rented a slot
in your schedule, ma'am, so you'll advertise
our Gas Kit. -What?
-Peçanha's Gas Kit. It's quality, clean gas. The cylinder is half full,
unlike other companies, with almost empty cylinders. And, if it leaks, it's fine.
It has a tutti-frutti essence. Which is lovely. And last month
only 4 houses exploded. -Because of the gas?
-No, the smell. There's an open sewage here
and people mix up the smells, because it cancels out
the tutti-frutti smell.
Why me?
Why do I have to advertise it? Because all you touch
turns to gold. My daughters bought flip-flops
because they saw your ad. Take the kids
here in the projects. In my science class,
I grew beans on cotton. Now kids grow cactus. The price for a ticket
to Paraíba increased 300%. The Northeast is more valued now
than with Rivaldo in Barcelona. You're more wanted
than that killer Lázaro. Peçanha,
I even wrote a song. -May I?
-You may. Buy the Gas Kit,
Juliette knows you're able if you didn't pay my bribe,
I'll cut your illegal cable What? Darling, I don't work
with anything illegal.
I like things done right. -Ju, I voted for you on BBB.
-That's your problem. -You won't do our marketing ad?
-I won't. And this is crap.
You're worthless. -Are you sure?
-Positive. Hey… Darling, I've been
through so much in life. I've worked since I was little,
I've taken civil service exams, I'm a strong,
hardworking woman. There's no way
two corrupt guys will break me. Mesquita, grab Nego Di's show
on DVD. -What?
-Prior's YouTube channel, Adrilles best moments
on Jovem Pan and a Lumena compilation
talking about journeys.
Right away, Peçanha. Moral fiber, huh? Buy the Gas Kit,
Juliette knows you're able if you didn't pay my bribe,
I'll cut your illegal cable Cut. I loved it, how about you? Peçanha,
I think we can do one more. She forgot to mention
the Lambe-Coice Forró, Miltinho's Animal Game,
which is important, and the Bimbim Shop
in Niterói. And if you could send
a voice message to my girlfriend saying the nudes were
from a forensic examination, I'd be much obliged.
Baby, Julietta will talk now.
Just a sec. Want to fix your car?
Bimbim in Niterói. Windows, electric locks
and much more. Wheel balancing.
All for a very small price. Come to Bimbim in Niterói.
Come on. Money issues?
Come to Miltinho's Animal Game. It's all monkey business. Your bike broke down?
Go to Bafo Auto Parts. Suzette,
don't give up on true love. Who hasn't sent a nude
by mistake?
